Kristen Read for Naked Senator
Promise: Beer, Beer, Beer, Beer, Nakedness, Beer. That is the summary. The long version is that I want to fight the man… “which man?”… the man that makes me come to school clothed. Basically, there is far too much red tape at UBC and red is just not my colour.
Next promise: Beer, Beer, Beer, Nakedness, Honesty. The RBF promises to uphold the integrity that we present. I mean look at my picture, is that integrity or what!? Our slate consists of talented individuals. Our talents vary from longest time balancing beer bottle on head all the way to other things that I’m sure we can do. We were slotted in our respective positions because of an honest intention to drink ourselves under any desk we happen to be elected to sit at. That’s the RBF slate-building equation. What is another equation? Well…
Undergrad Society + Greek System + Intramurals + ResLife + Commerce + token minority = Instant Resume Padding and hibernation into the depths of the exec offices.
Last Promise: If elected I will free the political prisoners of StrongBadia.